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Symone drag queen crown8/6/2023 ![]() ![]() SS: I would posit, that after producing this entire season, Kandy deserves not only top four placement, but also an Executive Producer credit, and points on the show, but that’s my humble, and frankly, uneducated, but sexually alluring opinion.ĭT: I’m not going to disagree! We get to meet Rosé’s family, who are like Scottish Scottish. SS: Keep it in your pants, Daniel, you sexual freak and deviant.ĭT: RuPaul asks Kandy the question that’s been on the top of all of our minds: “why is Kandy Muse in the top four?” Gottmik’s dad saying “hey gorg” is, and I cannot state this plainly enough, the single funniest and sweetest thing I have ever seen and we must protect this man and his goatee at all costs. We’re treated to messages from all of the girls’ families, which is cute. SS: Phew! We have made it through the runway portion of the evening ladies and gentleman! Next, Ru sits down with each of the girls for what I would describe as their exit interviews.ĭT: These interviews are always pretty basic and boring (except when we do them!), but Gottmik almost immediately calls RuPaul “kind of rude” and suddenly I’m alive again. SS: I just wanted to say, uh, she nailed it.ĭT: Got it! Symone’s final look is also incredible, giving me Britney/Beyonce/Pink Pepsi Super Bowl commercial vibes. Symone’s acrylic nail-inspired Red look is, quite literally, jaw-dropping and…hold on, Sam has a joke now (copy cat vibes). Her B&W gown is way bigger than anything we’ve seen from her all season, but somehow also manages to be quintessentially personal and cool. ![]() I found it to be Eleganza, but not, dare I say, Extravaganza.ĭT: Last, but certainly not least, is the pure distillation of Extravaganza, Miss Symone. SS: Lastly, Rosé appears in a kind of slutty Mary Queen of Scots gown. Rosé’s Red All Over look is big tree vibes and, darling, I did not think it worked…ok hold on Daniel has another joke. Hold on, I think Dan has a joke here.ĭT: A My Fair Lady-inspired Latex look? More like Audrey Hep-burning up! It’s a “My Fair Lady”-meets-dominatrix sort of situation. She arrives for the Black and White runway in the tightest dress scientists could figure out how to put on her. Like, if Maleficent fell into the exotic bird exhibit at the zoo. ![]() Kandy’s last look is definitely a big ball gown! It’s giving me Maleficent vibes. The same can’t be said for Kandy’s second look, which is more than serviceable for a regular runway challenge, but doesn’t meet the finale moment. ![]() I cannot get past the weird hairdo, but she looks pretty great and it’s definitely a more elevated version of Miss Muse. Cummings was actually short for Eleganza Extravaganza Cummings.ĭT: Our girlie Kandy hits the runway next in an elegant gown with BLM stitched across the front. (short for Eleganza Extravaganza) look was MAJOR with a capital MAJ. She went to Jared!!!ĭT: I thought Gottmik’s E.E. And, finally, her last look, a true eleganza extravaganza, was a huge sculptural gown featuring a Swarovski encrusted heart. ‘Mik’s red look was a wide-legged bodysuit, an homage to Keith Haring that I gagged for, and Daniel took in stride. Her B&W look was an homage to Pinhead (gay icon that I think got her start on Season 3?) a fierce, very on-brand bondage moment. SS: Let’s talk about our gorge gagatronja girlie, Gottmik. Please be serious for one time in your life. SS: This is not a time for jokes, Daniel. SS: I would pay between four and six hundred dollars to be in a parking lot with a bunch of gay people, for the record.ĭT: The three runway themes are “Black & White,” two of my favorite colors, “Red All Over,” and the ultimate “Grand Finale Eleganza Extravaganza.” Eleganza and Extravaganza? They mean business! SS: For our finale, we’re invited to a Drive’n’Drag, outdoor, socially-distanced moment and after Ru’s welcome number, it’s time to see our final four queens turn a few looks.ĭT: It’s simply exhilarating seeing a bunch of gay people in a parking lot cheering on our girls! ![]()
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